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flyawayforever
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Posted on 11/23/2006

Dear Boy :
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment.

If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a placed luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions on myself.

If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest . Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,
[Girl]


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Wickid2010
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Posted on 09/01/2010

Dear Girl
I think we should meet as soon as possible so I can submit an expression of interest, which my lawyer has prepared. I have no problem with your lifestyle requirements, and I look forward to you demonstrating you're talents and skills, so I can apreciate just what I'm paying for.
I assume in an event that you can't perform, what will probably eventuate into a pretty out there adventurous physically relationship, at my request, that your sister's employment won't present a problem with her performing your tasks for you, that is until you are able to again. This will also obviously have to be included in the contract.
You'll have to forgive me, the process of paying for everything first is foreign and unusual to me, as I have grown accustomed to being financially bled dry and going through the whole heart breaking, gut wrenching, soul sucking experience after the relationship was completed, or when I am aware of its completion anyway.
Look forward to hearing from you
Boy 



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Posted on 06/28/2007

hi.im18.i like your face.please add me.



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